A Collection of Failed Blog Ideas

I was going to post a follow-up blog about the Michael Richard's incident. Apparently some comedy clubs in Los Angeles have started charging performers for each N-bomb they drop (one performer racked up a bill of just under $400 dollars). Others have said "Come say the N-word here! We support freedom of speech!" But then I couldn't remember what I was going to write about, and the Kramer thing blew over, and so I decided against the post.

Then I was going to post about how adorable Brad Pitt's baby is, but decided not many people would find it exciting (I have an odd obsession with babies). If you are interested, go here and fawn.

I toyed with the idea of posting about Rosie O'Donnell's impersonation of Chinese people as a continuation of stars f***ing up on television shows. Then decided that so many celebrities screwed up before her, and were blogged about, that I had nothing to add to the conversation (except, way to bitch out Kelly and then make an ass of yourself a few days later!).

Also, I was going to give people an update of my stop motion video adventures. Which I'll do now. I made a video, it blows, but I'm going to keep trying. I went to the toy store in the village today and bought clay. I will master the art of claymation! Watch for me on YouTube (just kidding).

Speaking of YouTube (for the 2923129898 time) has anyone seen the new AOL video commercials? They're definitely trying to get on YouTube's Kool-Aid. I don't think it will work.

So, there it is, a collection of failed blog attempts from the past week.
Final note: my name comes from my home town Racine, Wisconsin. AKA Raytown, Wiscompton as some people refer to it (no joke).