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A YOUTUBE ADVENTURE with lots of fun links

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I would like to make a statement about how much I love YouTube.

David sent me a link to some horrible waterpolo music video which made me want to barf. It was hardcore serbian rab or something, but the fact that David thinks it's cool is what's really barf-worthy. I like waterpolo, but I make it a personal point to not let David think he is cool.

If you are interested in seeing some almost-naked men clawing at eachother while 3 other white guys spit lyrics into the camera, be my guest.

Anyhow, pissed off that David might think he was cool; maybe even cooler than me, I searched YouTube in hopes to find some cool music video where horses jumped big things or something. I had no luck finding such video (minus 1 for YouTube), even though I found a TON of awful horse music videos like this one. So i sent that to David.

(I just went off on another tangent and found THIS. Hahahaha. The next time I fall off I probably won't think it's so funny, but she pretty much lands on her face. I also love all the responses with advice and tips and people telling her what a bad rider she is. I hate horse people, we think we're so smart. No one cares about MY opinion, but if I had to say something I would say that it's a dirty stop. But what do we do when we fall off the horse? ...We get back on the horse. SORRY MAUREY, I'M NOT A GYMNIST.)

Back to my enthralling story. Realizing there was a plethora of horse materials on YouTube, and being a huge nerd, I decided to run a search for Ruffian, my personal favorite racehorse of all time. AND I FOUND A VIDEO OF HER RACING. I can't explain how neat YouTube is, to provide an opportunity to see her run--after all, she ran in the 70's. I found footage from her maiden races, as well as footage from THE GREAT MATCH, the infamous race vs. Foolish Pleasure. I also found this video, which will explain the whole Ruffian story to you if you have no idea what horse I'm talking about (which, without a doubt, 97% of you don't). It's a song. It's actually really annoying.

OH WAIT I LOOKED AND I FOUND A COOL HORSE-JUMPING MUSIC VIDEO!!!!! HERE! LOOK AT IT!

Sometimes I just think I'm a big nerd and I have no idea why I have friends. I think people use me for my flex dollars.

"You should NOT be

"You should NOT be cantering, never mind jumping. Get rid of your chair seat - learn the proper position, and then maybe start trotting, then cantering. You're holding his face and have no idea what you're doing. Get a new trainer and start from scratch - you're learning totally wrong and everything in that video was your own fault."

hahahahah

YES I KNOW I LOVE

YES I KNOW I LOVE IT.

EQUESTRIANS ARE SUCH TURDS.