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Kelly Natoli (born 12 June, 1987 in Columbia, Maryland) is a Film/Video Media Studies senior at Pomona College.

I am originally from a town of about 2,500 people in Western Maryland (that's the one that's shaped like a gun).

I'm a Media Studies liaison this year.

I am also one of those people who are not ashamed to admit that they like television better than film. Yes, I am a heathen; a heathen with a short attention span.

I like many shows including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, The Office, and many others that I won't list because it's a lot.

I also like watching (not playing, I am very not-good at them) sports. Hockey (San Jose Sharks) and Football (Baltimore Ravens, Washington Redskins, San Francisco 49ers) are my favorites, followed by Basketball (Sacramento Kings) and Baseball (Baltimore Orioles).

I would love to be a screenwriter for television when I "grow up," but I am willing to accept that talent cannot be taught, and so I will most likely be attending graduate school for urban education and writing on the side.

Five things you did't know about me (until you get to the end of this list):

  1. I'm allergic to meat
  2. I dated Alexis Denisof's second cousin.
  3. I failed fourth grade, but somehow moved up to 5th anyway because of a glitch.
  4. I once ate pineapple until my tongue bled. Came to about 3 whole fruits.
  5. I have never been cow tipping, but I have pet zebra.


In my spare time, I am working to create an elixir that will give me an infinite amount of good ideas and witty things to say.