1. Become Forrest Gump
2. Talk in our sleep
3. As how to spell a word multiple times each hour
4. Learn to play the kazoo
5. Ask your roommate to bring you things i.e. food, a drink...
6. Smile all the time or frown I suppose.
7. Announce everything you do
8. Collect Chia Pets
9. Sign your room mate up to donate blood...and organs
10. Speak in tongues

101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.