Okay, I just have to say that I thought this entire section was ludicrous (and I loved it). The title, USSMK's hair and soggy bathmat-hand, a crossdressing father, ticklish body parts....

One question I had: Why is she called U.S.S. Millicent Kent? Does it have anything to do with her missile-like coiffure? (MORE missiles!!)

On a more serious note, though, this section also really reminded me of how characters from Underworld sought intimacy through impersonal sex.